How the hell do you use liquor pourer? [loop]

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haniblecter

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Bought a pack of three for 50cents and I havent the faintest clue how they work. I can only assume they're like the kind you find bartenders using, yet, Im perplexed at how anything comes out of them.

It has for plastic ridges that go into the top of the bottle (the top-most being wider) with an air spigot of sorts pressing farther into the bottle. The top of the pourer has a long tube capped with a plastic end. Its shiny and looks like something a fairy would use in a brutal dildo pron movie.
 
WrathChild said:
Remove cap from liquor bottle, place pourer into the opening.. not much more than that
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But it blocks the entire entrance and there doesnt seem to be any way for liquid to come out.

Do I have to press the long neck?

what the hell is my BS worth if i can figure this out...almost as bad as wiping.
 
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WrathChild said:
Now my next question is WHY are you cracking open a liquor bottle at 8am on a Sunday :D
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Excellent question, and one well deserved.



Moved into a split level house (top floor, three rooms+attic, cozy) and went on a shopping spree. In this shopping spree I got the pourers, windex, a new waste basket, and sexxy underwear.

Fastforward to last night: wanted to clean my monitor (windex), so that me and the girl could drink booze (pourers) while we watched the porn (underwear).

Where was all this shit you ask? At the bottom of the waste basket, below all the food waste. Realized it this morning.
 
Wrong application of items:

Stick the pourer in her butt, place underwear in her mouth to stifle screams, drink liquor and pass out.
 
No you will need the windex to clean the pourer in the morning - don't want to waste it.

Sounds like a crazy Infocom game.
 
I feel I must also inform you then that a pourer is also used for measuring. Like pouring for a three count will get you 1.5 oz. That's why bartenders use them.
 
Doaln said:
I feel I must also inform you then that a pourer is also used for measuring. Like pouring for a three count will get you 1.5 oz. That's why bartenders use them.
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Awesome, I always thought it was something like that.

May get some more, $.50 is hella good deal....never have liquour long enough to use them though.
 
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