goddamn 700 pound underwater dancing fairies

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX
So I'm at the gym today as per usual.

I always swim 30 laps in the pool after my workout.

I just finished lap 12 today when all of a sudden, my lane separator was wisked away by some jaba the hut looking senior citizen. I stopped swimming and took off my goggles and the guy is like "wheeze wheeze cough its time for water aerobics wheeze wheeze i'm so old and fat".

Are you fucking kidding me?

You can't leave one lane open for the people swimming laps who are actually getting a workout, not dancing around underwater pretending they don't actually weigh more than the national deficit? Ridiculous.

So I go talk to the manager and suggest that they leave one lane open for the people swimming laps, and leave the rest of the pool to the shamoo ballet. (in nicer words of course) Every other gym I have been a member of has done this.

Anyhow, he's like, "here's a schedule so you can avoid this conflict next time."

Dark person please.

I'm in the Navy. I have a rigourous schedule. I eat, sleep, fart, fuck, and shit on a schedule.

My suggestion would accomodate everyone AND would allow the gym to function like every other gym, and would also allow for customer satisfaction. His suggestion was basically telling me "fuck off I don't believe in customer satisfaction".

So I told him that wouldn't work, and it wasn't good enough for me. I don't pay $48 a month to go to a gym and not be able to workout. Suckaz bettah recognize.

So today I lost the battle, but tomorrow I win the war. They implement the "one lane always open policy"

I think they should call it the "Joe is king of the universe so suck it you goddamn 700 pound underwater dancing fairies policy"

a thank you
 
haha

eh, fancy do you swim after every workout.. doesnt matter what part of the body you are working out?
 
that's a lot for a gym membership. work gym is 32 bucks a month, and i just joined planet fitness, 11/mo. no pool but its pretty good.
 
dude, the ymca is plenty for working out though.. they also have a pool.. and racketball rooms.. and basketball courts

some of the nicer ones have nicer equipment.. rock climbing walls (the kind that keep going around and around, etc.)
 
Back when I swam at my high school the water aerobics would come in after us. The common name was water buffalo.
 
WrathChild said:
You interrupted their cocoon session. They will come back as a pack of buff 19 year olds and gang bang you.
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That sounds strangely akin to a bad pornograpic film.
 
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