can i put a lien on myself?

i'm limited in my knowledge of such law..
i'm meaning, can i actually claim ownership of myself whereupon, if i'm brought into court, i can claim that america has no control over a person owned by a foreign entity?

"So, common law liens are normally used as defensive shields, in that by placing it on one’s own asset to be protected, no other party can legally get access to the asset without first challenging the lien in court."

No

wow..

how do i get one of these on my lock box? i'm tired of worrying about it.

Hmm good question. It would be cool if posible.

i want to put a lien on my probation officer for not following the law she swore to uphold