[Yellow Snow] Man pees his way to freedom

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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/31/avalanche_escape/
Man urinates his way out of avalanche
By Lester Haines
Published Monday 31st January 2005 12:21 GMT

Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.

According to Ananova, Richard Kral was off on holiday when the snow swallowed his Audi in the Tatra mountains. Initially, he tried to dig his way out via the car's window, but soon realised that the snow would fill the vehicle long before he could break free.
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Mercifully, he had stocked up on essential supplies of alcohol and quickly formulated a cunning plan: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Rescuers eventually found Kral staggering drunk on a mountain path four days after his ordeal began.
 
Allow me to be the [strike]first[/strike] second to OFN you.

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They need to put the date when that actually happen, so we wouldn't see this shit posted over and over.
 
60 half litre bottles? bull SHIT. Either they got their facts wrong, or a typo, or bullshit. You can't drink 30 litres of beer in one sitting and not die.
 
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