What are the most gay first names?

Some kids, some kids they just ain't cute with a name like Bruce,
Why don't kids have the right to choose their own name?
This shit is just not fair,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Some babies, some babies just ain't
cute with a name with a name like Bruce,
and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name,
like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu,

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame.
 
speaking of ians... i work with this guy named Ian. I am his supervisor.. so he has to come to me for breaks and shit. anyway... he always says "can i go for a smoke governer"... one of these days im gonna bust and be like "no you little fagot cause im not your fucking governer..." anyway... i digress.
 
That guy on TV.. Peter Guber. As in "Peter Goober". Gay as ever. The name, not sure about him.

First name only Bruce for sure.
 
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