Dear God,

S

Scud

Veteran XX
Why did you put hair around the penis and the vagina if we are just going to shave it off? What purpose is it supposed to server?
 
We evolved from apes all hair to humans some hair and wanted to keep our junk warm because it is sensitive. OMG me +1 God - 1
 
Dear God,

If you are truely omnipotent then why is Oribital still alive and speaking on your behalf? Have you no shame?

Sincerely,
TribalWar dot Com
 
SaintDude said:
Dear God,

If you are truely omnipotent then why is Oribital still alive and speaking on your behalf? Have you no shame?

Sincerely,
TribalWar dot Com
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when i clicked this thread, I though to myself, I bet this will be someone pleading to god to kill orbital.
 
hey God
why are you doing this to me?
am i not living up to what i'm supposed to be?
why am i seething with this animosity?
hey God
i think you owe me a great big apology.

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

hey God
i really don't know what you mean.
seems like salvation come only in our dreams.
i feel my hatred grow all the more extreme.
hey God
can this world really be as sad as it seems?

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to.
don't take it away from me.
i need someone to hold on to.

hey God
there's nothing left for me to hide.
i lost my ignorance, security and pride.
i'm all alone in a world you must despise.
hey God
i believed your promises, your promises and lies.

terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie
terrible lie

you made me throw it all away.
my morals left to decay.
how many you betray.
you've taken everything.

terrible lie.
my head is filled with disease.
my skin is begging you please.
i'm on my hands and knees.
i want so much to believe.

i need someone to hold on to.
i need someone to hold on to.
i need someone i need someone.
i need someone to hold on to.
i give you everything.
my sweet everything.
hey God
i really don't know who i am.
in this world of piss





heheh never done that before. strangely rewarding.
 
IzoD said:
oh yeah, then what about pubic lice! the hair down there is like the jungle down under for them
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Exactly. The pubic lice act as the first wave of defence against worse bugs that could infect your peepee


(I just totally made that up)
 
Lukeris said:
when i clicked this thread, I though to myself, I bet this will be someone pleading to god to kill orbital.
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Oddly enough, I thought the very same thing.
 
» Dear God

, hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!

, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you....
 
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