In a surprise statement today, douchebag John Kewwy vowed to stop hurricanes from hitting florida and said he would spend literally billions of your tax dollars researching whether the foul weather could be redirected to attack Al Queda.
When reached for comment Osama Boing Laden said "I love John Kewwy and would suck his dick if given the chance"
To which John Kewwy responded "my place or yours big boy?"
Al Gore quickly claimed that he was the original creator of hurricanes, and that he wa suing for copyright infringement.
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When reached for comment Osama Boing Laden said "I love John Kewwy and would suck his dick if given the chance"
To which John Kewwy responded "my place or yours big boy?"
Al Gore quickly claimed that he was the original creator of hurricanes, and that he wa suing for copyright infringement.
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