Well he sneaks around the world from the bagel shop to scoobys
he's a sticky-fingered jew from ovens in Berlin down to Belize
he'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me, where in the world is Ephraim 'fraggle' Brodski?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry 'get off me fat ass'
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
Well, they never Arkansas him argue the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is ephraim 'fraggle' brodski?
he goes from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia* and back!
Well, he'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then he'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
he put the Miss in misdemeanor when he lawyered the beans from Lima
Tell me, where in the world is ephraim 'fraggle' brodski?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can she be?
Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well he glides around the globe, and he'll flim-flam every nation
he's a big fattass jewbag with a taste for lawyery
His itinerary's loaded up with twinkies and moving violations
Tell me, where in the world is ephraim 'fraggle' brodski?
