has just lost it's fun.
Masturbation
- Thread starter Mr Jimmy Pop
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Y'all be needin' a man milkin' machine.
i would settle for just borrowing a mouth for a few minutes.
What happened? There's nothing worse than a busted willie.
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lol
well, time to leave work and go home and do a tile floor.
well, time to leave work and go home and do a tile floor.
DwarfVader said:
Are you Vader of {DDT} fame?
even more testamonials from http://www.sybian.com/venus2000_testimonials.htm
"I get really horny... a lot. I have done some downright stupid things just to get off. The Venus 2000 is ready when I gotta have it. I don't have to pick up some hooker or piece of strange anymore. Bet my buddy in the pen wished he had one a couple of years back. It's probably kept me from joining him!"
B.T. - Louisiana
"My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."
W.K. - Denver, CO
"Have noticed that after using the Pump my penis has become thicker and seems to be well toned."
B.R. - Minnesota
"I get really horny... a lot. I have done some downright stupid things just to get off. The Venus 2000 is ready when I gotta have it. I don't have to pick up some hooker or piece of strange anymore. Bet my buddy in the pen wished he had one a couple of years back. It's probably kept me from joining him!"
B.T. - Louisiana
"My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."
W.K. - Denver, CO
"Have noticed that after using the Pump my penis has become thicker and seems to be well toned."
B.R. - Minnesota
my penis is small and pathetic. the only one it ever pleases is me.
This one is a keeper...
"At 77 years of age I may be your oldest user..but somehow I doubt it. (Abco note..he has about 15 years to go) I think the greatest thing about the Venus 2000 is the fact that you don't have the feeling you are masturbating. It's wonderful to lay back, close your eyes and have 'someone' else do you. It's almost as good as the real thing....actually better than some of the 'unenthusiastic' women I've known in my life. Venus 2000 is superior to other devices I've tried that require you to keep pumping by hand which is not only tiring but diminishes the pleasurable feeling."
B.B. - England
"At 77 years of age I may be your oldest user..but somehow I doubt it. (Abco note..he has about 15 years to go) I think the greatest thing about the Venus 2000 is the fact that you don't have the feeling you are masturbating. It's wonderful to lay back, close your eyes and have 'someone' else do you. It's almost as good as the real thing....actually better than some of the 'unenthusiastic' women I've known in my life. Venus 2000 is superior to other devices I've tried that require you to keep pumping by hand which is not only tiring but diminishes the pleasurable feeling."
B.B. - England
you're fucking lazy
Mangle-Me-Elmo
Veteran XX
i have a serious case of masturbaters curve or just 'the curve' or 'mister high and outside' or 'the self love epidemic'