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Hate PETA? You aren't the only one!

Automatic Jack
04-16-2004, 06:35 PM
http://www.animaldefense.org/

San Diego, CA -- A.D.M. operatives apprehended PETA-Pansy Gary Clemmingsworth outside Oceanside Medical Center today, after the pathetic excuse for an animal rights activist was found to be in possession of a box of Nabisco Murder Biscuits - better known to the flesh-savoring hordes as Barnum's Animal Crackers.

Greywolf
04-16-2004, 06:36 PM
know what? i didnt even get a chuckle out of that, you failed

Automatic Jack
04-16-2004, 06:37 PM
:(

Gobd
04-16-2004, 06:37 PM
lol great site ive never seen it before

Waidan
04-16-2004, 06:39 PM
Well, it's not not funny. I'll give it that. ;)

rathbone
04-16-2004, 06:40 PM
watc the penn and teller on peta. they hate them!

Mytzylplyx
04-16-2004, 06:44 PM
lol great site ive never seen it before

Gobd
04-16-2004, 06:48 PM
A.D.M Commander Carlton Wright described the ensuing melee. "Upon encountering the suspect, I immediately dispatched five soldiers to escort the PETA-Pansy off the premises, at which time he voiced his determined intention to remain - citing passages from the human United States Constitution guaranteeing him the right to peaceful assembly and free speech. It was at that time that my men observed the package of Murder Biscuits protruding from the subject's hemp fanny pack. Confronted with the undeniable proof of his latent carnivorism, Clemmingsworth was unrepentant, insisting 'it's just crackers!' It was at this point that I gave the green light to have the subject gutted on the spot. Once his stomach and intestines where spilled across the asphalt, the animal spirits contained within the masticated Murder Biscuits were successfully liberated and allowed to roam free once again."

Later in the day, 20 PETA-Pansies gathered at the scene of the disemboweling for a candlelight memorial were taken prisoner by A.D.M. soldiers, who had observed the subjects carpooling in a van equipped with faux-leather seats.

Reached for comment at A.D.M. headquarters in Branson, Missouri, Brigadier General Reese Van Pelt voiced his wholehearted support for Commander Wright's decision. "Of course I approve of Carlton's actions! I think it's about time we put our foot down and start taking out these sons of *****es who are supporting the simulated carnivorism industry. Whether it's them Murder Biscuits, tofu hotdogs, or those ****ers at PETA dishing out burgers and turkeys made out of soybeans. If it imitates a dead critter - it might as well BE ONE! I don't care if it's tofu, cookie, or reconstituted pubic hair patty, it constitutes murder! If I'd been there in San Diego, I'd have torn that bastard's innerds out myself! I mean, what do you expect? We're at war here!"

Dircen
04-16-2004, 06:50 PM
watc the penn and teller on peta. they hate them!
It's this one: penn.and.teller.bull****. s02e01

nSpectre
04-16-2004, 06:58 PM
Amusing