Dateline Chicago, last night.
Raining and raining and raining....all night. I wake up to no power in the house. Go downstairs to check breaker, get to last step, and spash. 2 Inches of water covering the whole basement.
Much swearing ensues.
Battery terminal on the backup pump was corroded so it didn't do anything.
Much swearing ensues.
Go next door to borrow generator to get sump pumps up and running. Plug pumps in to generator and neither one worked. Both were working fine when I tested them a week ago. 2 Sump pumps fail in the same week, possibly the same night.
Much swearing ensues.
Drive to hardware store and pickup 2 new sump pumps. $225 later, I come home and remove old pumps and find out I bought a 1.5" pump with a 1.25" fitting (both).
Much swearing ensues.
Drive to ACE hardware and get new fittings, some PVC and a couple new checkvalves. Get back, install new pumps and get them running. Go out to garage to get Wet/Dry vac and start cleaning. Dethatching rake falls on my head.
Much swearing ensues.
Much blood letting ensues.
Go inside and get paper towels to hold on my head. Go back outside to get Wet/Dry vac which is stuck on the patio umbrella. Move umbrella out of the way, knock hand axe off wall and lands on my foot (luckilly the top of the axe).
Much swearing ensues.
Finally get wet dry vac down stairs, plug it in, and trip the breaker.
Big ass motherfucking sigh.
Open service, realize im still standing in .5" of water, get chair to stand on, and turn on power again. Use different outlet and finally start cleaning up.
Raining and raining and raining....all night. I wake up to no power in the house. Go downstairs to check breaker, get to last step, and spash. 2 Inches of water covering the whole basement.
Much swearing ensues.
Battery terminal on the backup pump was corroded so it didn't do anything.
Much swearing ensues.
Go next door to borrow generator to get sump pumps up and running. Plug pumps in to generator and neither one worked. Both were working fine when I tested them a week ago. 2 Sump pumps fail in the same week, possibly the same night.
Much swearing ensues.
Drive to hardware store and pickup 2 new sump pumps. $225 later, I come home and remove old pumps and find out I bought a 1.5" pump with a 1.25" fitting (both).
Much swearing ensues.
Drive to ACE hardware and get new fittings, some PVC and a couple new checkvalves. Get back, install new pumps and get them running. Go out to garage to get Wet/Dry vac and start cleaning. Dethatching rake falls on my head.
Much swearing ensues.
Much blood letting ensues.
Go inside and get paper towels to hold on my head. Go back outside to get Wet/Dry vac which is stuck on the patio umbrella. Move umbrella out of the way, knock hand axe off wall and lands on my foot (luckilly the top of the axe).
Much swearing ensues.
Finally get wet dry vac down stairs, plug it in, and trip the breaker.
Big ass motherfucking sigh.
Open service, realize im still standing in .5" of water, get chair to stand on, and turn on power again. Use different outlet and finally start cleaning up.