petition for the following quotes to be said by that british guy

Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.

Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright Brothers.

Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, "I'm going to kill you."

It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis.

Wait. That man seems to have suffered a rather serious snake bite.

Careful! It's gently rub the scalp, not scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.

fuck the ira

or

"My name is triple. I am a faggot and I am trying to be funny...as far as anyone can tell"

"ps - did i mention I'm an unfunny queer? Who's cock can i suck?"

This is a Family Guy thread, Bodom, and you can take that shit right back to the curb where you found it.

Bodom said:

or

"My name is triple. I am a faggot and I am trying to be funny...as far as anyone can tell"

"ps - did i mention I'm an unfunny queer? Who's cock can i suck?"

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I think he's trying to be witty.

I love when british people say fuck