Old School Redux: Limerick Thread!

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LogRoller

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Here are the rules: it must be a limerick, and it must pertain to TW or world events posted on TW.

For those who do not know how to make a limerick, check here. For people who want some help with rhyming words, check here. I recommend staying away from ironic destruction of the format to foster humor, since it has been done many times before with rather inconsistent success.

And, of course, I'll start.

There was a young girl named MadKitten
With whom Cyanide was all smitten
He'd post her love notes
They were seen coast to coast
Taxi thinks that they should be rewritten

Let's hear it, you bastards!
 
There once was a faggot named LogRoller
Who had a girlfriend 'til FngrBANG stole 'er
She rode Fngr's cock
Until Log died of shock
And now the poor girl is bi-polar
 
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There once was a biatch named Log'
his poor mind mired in fog
then trep shows up
says, "shut the fuck up"
This thread's over, you dog.
 
trepanation said:
There once was a biatch named Log'
his poor mind mired in fog
then trep shows up
says, "shut the fuck up"
This thread's over, you dog.
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You didn't read the primer on how to make a limerick, I think.
 
There once was a punk boy named Stephen
Who had a fetish for men that were seaman
He joined the coast guard
Got molested in bars
Now he can't find a woman to please him
 
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