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So I just pissed off my wannabe girlfriend

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Xplo
12-11-2003, 11:50 PM
Background: Girl likes me. I don't hate her, but there's no chemistry, no common interests, nothing holding us together. Annoying habits, not really hot, boring in bed. Basically just keeping her around until one of us finds someone better, or I can't stand her anymore.

So tonight we were supposed to hang out. I don't hear from her, so finally I call her and I'm like, what's going on. She's like, wtfs you should have called me earlier. I tell her I was expecting to hear from her online. So she says, well, we can't hang out tonight anyway, because it's snowing, and I don't want to drive in the snow. (Note: it's BARELY snowing, and the roads are clear.)

Whatever. So we're talking about stuff, and the topic moves to job applications, and I was saying that everyone always puts some crap like "fast learner, good with people" if they have nothing better to say about themselves, and I won't put that because it'll just make me blend in with everyone else. So I said that I put "honest" instead.

Suddenly she's like "you're not honest!" (The hell I'm not.) So she asks me to prove it, so I tell her, "okay, you have way too many zits."

"Wh.. oh my god! I can't believe you said that!"

"Well, okay, not way too many."

So of course she gets all hurt and pissed and kind of seethes at me for a while, and finally she says "I have to go." So I say "okay, whatever" and hang up on her.

With any luck she hates me now and will never talk to me again. :D

Of course, this means I won't be getting laid again until gods-know-when, and there won't be any of that huggy-cuddly-kissy **** either, but she was doing a lousy job of that anyway. :shrug:




Cliff Notes:

- Annoying chick likes me
- Annoying chick annoys me, breaks date, makes ****ty girlfriend
- I'm an ******* to annoying chick, now she hates me

marantz
12-11-2003, 11:51 PM
p in b?

Code4
12-11-2003, 11:52 PM
this story sucks

Data
12-11-2003, 11:52 PM
http://www.diamondsword.com/images/misc/kirk03.jpg

Glare
12-11-2003, 11:52 PM
if she is ****ed up she will pry like you even more

Gil
12-11-2003, 11:53 PM
Only read cliff notes


so...?

godsdog
12-11-2003, 11:53 PM
So I just pissed on my wannabe girlfriend

P Masta Flex
12-11-2003, 11:53 PM
heh, Im just did that same type thing

Technetium
12-11-2003, 11:54 PM
hehe I liked the story.

-Striker-
12-11-2003, 11:54 PM
Its gona make her like you more, gj.

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-11-2003, 11:55 PM
i didnt read that, so i suggest you have sex with her and possibly her friend at the same time, then just her friend so that she hates you and doesnt pursue a relationship

GreasyBoy
12-11-2003, 11:56 PM
When you get married, she will then knowingly admit to having zits. The downside being she expects you to pop them.

Mirage
12-11-2003, 11:56 PM
good job being an *******, *******

Uncle Slappy
12-11-2003, 11:56 PM
If she's so annoying and there is no chemistry, you should stop stalking her.

Glare
12-11-2003, 11:56 PM
btw

if you were really honest you'd tell her to never call you again

you are bill clinton honest mr half truth

Mangle-Me-Elmo
12-11-2003, 11:58 PM
well, that all depends on what the meaning of 'is' is, now doesnt it?

bonepuppet
12-11-2003, 11:58 PM
long post and no pics
sorry, i lost interest

Xplo
12-11-2003, 11:58 PM
p in b?

Doesn't interest me. I don't want s all over my p.

zodie
12-11-2003, 11:58 PM
heh, Im just did that same type thing


that's the most fobish attempt at a sentence i've seen in awhile

Reno
12-12-2003, 12:00 AM
she definately will like you more after this