The Elizabeth Smart Story Vs. Saving Jessica Lynch

They both took it in the ass, so consider me glued to the tube for both. Besides, that burlap nun bag suit they've got for Elizabeth is just hawt.
 
Little ol girl next door gets a bronze star for being in a wrecked convoy because her counterparts didn't know what the fuck they were doing... she was knocked out for a good while then jams her rifle and never fires a shot.

Yup, sounds like a movie I'd like to POOP ON!
 
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