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Tribalbob

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[20:08] <SuperDuck> stilgar remeber the birth of Jesus?
[20:08] <Stilgar> sure
[20:08] <Tribalbob> stilgar IS jesus
[20:08] <Stilgar> I played tribes with Moses
[20:08] <Tribalbob> wow
[20:08] <Stilgar> ;)
[20:08] <UserError> was he any good?
[20:08] <Stilgar> one passover me & moe were raping
[20:08] <Tribalbob> moses got lost carrying the flag on DoD
[20:08] <Stilgar> and
[20:08] <Stilgar> :D
[20:09] <Tribalbob> he had to wander around the map for 40 minutes trying to find his way home
[20:09] <SuperDuck> that y u go to command screen and set a waypoint
[20:09] <SuperDuck> damn n00b
[20:09] <Tribalbob> command screen?
[20:10] <Tribalbob> hell moses had 10 command screens
[20:10] <Stilgar> heh
[20:10] <Tribalbob> one to set waypoints to not kill people
[20:10] <Tribalbob> another for waypoints to destroy craven idols
[20:10] <Tribalbob> etc etc
[20:10] <Stilgar> bad parott tea thread in progress
[20:10] <Stilgar> you start it TB
[20:10] <Stilgar> ;)
[20:10] <Tribalbob> i'm master of parody
[20:11] <Tribalbob> this wouldn't translate well into a thread
[20:11] <Stilgar> sure it would
[20:11] <Stilgar> paste the logs
[20:12] <Tribalbob> "Destroy Craven Idol at Waypoint"
[20:13] <Tribalbob> or maybe it would be Deploy...
[20:13] <UserError> "Thou Shalt Not Kill at Waypoint"
[20:16] <UserError> Deploy Big Daddy Jesus at waypoint
[20:17] <Tribalbob> Hebrew on Flag
[20:19] <Stilgar> heh
[20:19] <Stilgar> THAT"S ME!
[20:19] <Tribalbob> jesus sucks at tribes
[20:19] <Tribalbob> it takes him 3 days to respawn

:shrug: blame stil
 
Surprisingly entertaining, as cheap parody (NOT PARROT TEA) threads go.

Make sure that Bob only gets the standard 24 hour version when you ban him, 'kay?
 
Tribalbob said:
[20:09] <Tribalbob> he had to wander around the map for 40 minutes trying to find his way home

[20:19] <Tribalbob> jesus sucks at tribes
[20:19] <Tribalbob> it takes him 3 days to respawn
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i thought those segments were funny
 
Ben Reed said:
Surprisingly entertaining, as cheap parody (NOT PARROT TEA) threads go.

Make sure that Bob only gets the standard 24 hour version when you ban him, 'kay?
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:rolleyes: thanks for being so merciful.

only on tribalwar can you get banned for threads about jesus.
 
Tribalbob said:
only on tribalwar can you get banned for threads about jesus.
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I imagine if u were on a jewish forum and u went there raving an jabbering about how they killed jesus u could get banned :shrug:
 
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