Can someone build me a time machine? (I want to experience UVA5 again)

Who is coming with me?

i went to uva5

wow what a cool bunch of guys

see not special enough

god damnit woman! cough up them titties!

my fucking pants are falling off in that pic

gangbangs for mj

maybe invest in a belt for that pants problem glarebro





then again, maybe not :browsmile

I miss hanging out with hundreds of hot sexy guys as well. :rawr:

MissJess said:

Who is coming with me?

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If you bounce up and down on my cock for half an hour, 6 times a day, your wish will come true.

But only if you cook a pot roast in between bouncings and fetch beer aplenty.

oh, and don't speak. ever.

NAT Mav said:

I miss hanging out with hundreds of hot sexy guys as well. :rawr:

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HEY I DO TOO <3

we keep spending most our lives
livin in an attention whore's paradise

Geck0 said:

If you bounce up and down on my cock for half an hour, 6 times a day, your wish will come true.

But only if you cook a pot roast in between bouncings and fetch beer aplenty.

oh, and don't speak. ever.

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Way to woo the ladies

An email I got some while ago:

Subject: Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or
have the technology to travel physically through time I need your
help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life
from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that
humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way
that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with
alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down
here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay
top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.


Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a
(SEPARATE) email to:

Robby0809@aol.com

Thanks

Squeeky said:

Way to woo the ladies

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Who said I was wooing?

good times

Sure, what the hell. I've got one in the back that you can use if you want.

Just take the main hall on your left all the way to the end of the evil fortress...it goes through the western dungeon block, so don't get all wussy if you hear soul-wrenching screams regarding castration with a rabid beaver.

good times, shame those are all a blur to me

Excel said:

I call shotgun!

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Don't mind him, he always calls shotgun.

Be sure to park it in the same spot when you get back...and for God's sake, don't kill or screw any of your relatives.