... in response to this email:
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
Past Work Experience
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas; the company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
deal that took land
using taxpayer money.
With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of
Texas.
Accomplishments as Governor
I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil
companies and made
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-
ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of
billions in
borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor
in American history.
I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000 votes
with the help of major Enron money and my father's
appointments to the
Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as President
I attacked and overtook two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the
U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in
U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S.
stock market.
My record for environmental issues is the least of my
concerns.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office
with a criminal
record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I then
presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.
I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster"
nuke, a WMD.
I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Sadam's
procurement of
Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on
our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a
U.S. president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost
their jobs and that
trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-
month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any president in
U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences
than any president
since the advent of television.
I signed more laws and executive orders effectively
amending or ignoring the
Constitution than any president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history
and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history and refused to
use national reserves as past presidents have done.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering
the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've dissolved more international treaties than any
president in U.S.
history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest
of any
administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named
after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost
all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud
of any market in
any country in history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-
emptive attack and
the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
against the will
of the United Nations and the world community.
I created the largest government department bureaucracy in
the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more
than any president in history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in U.S. history.
I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of
war" (detainees)
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my
best friends,
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided
over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party
used the Enron private
jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme
Court during my election decision.
I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in U.S.
history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World
Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
resented country in the
world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World
history.
I am actively working on a policy of "disengagement"
creating the most
hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
I am first president in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.
I am the first U.S. president in history to have the
people of South Korea
more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate
neighbor, North Korea.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded
government contracts.
I set an all-time record for the number of administration
appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal
investments in corporations
bidding for U.S. contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden,
dead or alive.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder
the leaders of
our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18
months I have no
leads and no credible suspects.
In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center
attack I have
successfully prevented any public investigation into the
biggest security failure in
the history of the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans
than any president
in U.S. history.
In a little over two years, I created the most divided
country in decades,
possibly the most divided since the Civil War.
I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S.
history and have
turned every single economic category downward -- all in
less than two years.
Records and References:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine.
My Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available.
I was AWOL from the National Guard.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions
about drug use.
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in
my father's
library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or
bankrupt companies
are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-
President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for
public review.
~ Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. ~
Send this to every voter you know.
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
Past Work Experience
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
Texas; the company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart
deal that took land
using taxpayer money.
With my father's help and name, I was elected Governor of
Texas.
Accomplishments as Governor
I changed pollution laws in favor of the power and oil
companies and made
Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-
ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted Texas government to the tune of
billions in
borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor
in American history.
I became U.S. President after losing the popular vote by
over 500,000 votes
with the help of major Enron money and my father's
appointments to the
Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as President
I attacked and overtook two countries.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the
U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in
U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies
filed in any 12-month
period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the
history of the U.S.
stock market.
My record for environmental issues is the least of my
concerns.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office
with a criminal
record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I then
presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.
I am supporting development of a "Tactical Bunker Buster"
nuke, a WMD.
I am getting our troops killed, under the lie of Sadam's
procurement of
Yellow Cake Nuke WMD components, then blaming the lie on
our British friends.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a
U.S. president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost
their jobs and that
trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-
month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
than any president in
U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences
than any president
since the advent of television.
I signed more laws and executive orders effectively
amending or ignoring the
Constitution than any president in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history
and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was
revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
history and refused to
use national reserves as past presidents have done.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in
war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering
the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've dissolved more international treaties than any
president in U.S.
history.
I've made my presidency the most secretive and
unaccountable of any in U.S.
history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest
of any
administration in U.S. history.
My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil tanker named
after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have almost
all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously suffer massive financial crisis.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud
of any market in
any country in history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order a pre-
emptive attack and
the military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so
against the will
of the United Nations and the world community.
I created the largest government department bureaucracy in
the history of the United States.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more
than any president in history.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential
administration in U.S. history.
I rendered the entire United Nations viewpoints irrelevant.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of
war" (detainees)
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first president in history to refuse United
Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my
best friends,
(Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation) presided
over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party
used the Enron private
jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the
U.S. Supreme
Court during my election decision.
I have spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
president in U.S.
history.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World
Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
resented country in the
world, possibly the largest failure of diplomacy in World
history.
I am actively working on a policy of "disengagement"
creating the most
hostile of Israel-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
I am first president in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security.
I am the first U.S. president in history to have the
people of South Korea
more threatened by the U.S. than by their immediate
neighbor, North Korea.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to
be awarded
government contracts.
I set an all-time record for the number of administration
appointees who
violated U.S. law by not selling their huge personal
investments in corporations
bidding for U.S. contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to capture Osama Bin Laden,
dead or alive.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder
the leaders of
our country at the U.S. Capitol Building. Even after 18
months I have no
leads and no credible suspects.
In the past 18 months following the World Trade Center
attack I have
successfully prevented any public investigation into the
biggest security failure in
the history of the United States.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans
than any president
in U.S. history.
In a little over two years, I created the most divided
country in decades,
possibly the most divided since the Civil War.
I entered my office with the strongest economy in U.S.
history and have
turned every single economic category downward -- all in
less than two years.
Records and References:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine.
My Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available.
I was AWOL from the National Guard.
I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions
about drug use.
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in
my father's
library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into insider trading or
bankrupt companies
are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-
President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for
public review.
~ Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. ~
Send this to every voter you know.
