Uday couldn't get it up..

JoMo

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No wonder he was so psychotic....

July 28, 2003 -- U.S. troops found some interesting things alongside the bloodied, battered body of Uday Hussein - including a bizarre stash of items better suited to a hot date than combat, it was reported yesterday.

The porno-loving playboy had a briefcase carrying Viagra, cologne, dress shirts, new underwear, a silk tie and a lone condom, Newsweek reported.

Uday and Qusay - numbers 2 and 3 on the U.S. most-wanted list - were killed by GIs in the northern city of Mosul last week after a six-hour firefight.

The sadistic scions were holed up in the house of Nawaf al-Zaidan for 23 days before he turned them over to the U.S.

When soldiers stormed the house after the shooting, they found two women's purses with the brothers' bodies - as well some $100 million in cash.
 
WarBuddha said:
100 million in cash? Where the fuck does this shit come from, the sky?

The iraq people.. or at least their oil.

It was reported during the days of the conflict that the pair plus saddam had just a billion in currency either on them or in stashes where they could get them if they lost the war.
 
WarBuddha said:
100 million in cash? Where the fuck does this shit come from, the sky?

Dictators treat the treasuries of their countries like their own personal piggy banks.

Many years ago, I think the richest man in the world was some sultan who got to count his country's treasury as part of his net worth.
 
MST3K-rules said:
Dictators treat the treasuries of their countries like their own personal piggy banks.

Many years ago, I think the richest man in the world was some sultan who got to count his country's treasury as part of his net worth.

Yeah that would be the sultan of Brunei. It was the other way around though. He happened to be the sultan of the country, and he owned a majority share of Shell Oil Corp. So rather than the country's treasury being part of his net worth, he put his net worth into the country. Unless i'm mistaken and you are talking about somebody else.
 
kold said:
Yeah that would be the sultan of Brunei. It was the other way around though. He happened to be the sultan of the country, and he owned a majority share of Shell Oil Corp. So rather than the country's treasury being part of his net worth, he put his net worth into the country. Unless i'm mistaken and you are talking about somebody else.

No. That's the guy I was thinking of. My mistake.
 
I dont believe that any dictator/sultan/whatever can count his country's treasury as part of his worth. I mean, Saddam had to rob the bank to get that cash :)
 
Beren said:
The iraq people.. or at least their oil.

It was reported during the days of the conflict that the pair plus saddam had just a billion in currency either on them or in stashes where they could get them if they lost the war.

Sickens me that cold blooded killers have more money then 1,000,000 hard working people combined in Iraq. I feel nothing for his one legged butchered ass.
 
Yaason said:
they were planted there. its a frameup, i swear

wouldn't have been interesting if autopsies by private, non-US military, 3rd party pathologists (denied, of course) revealed that the brothers had been dead for 24 hours before the raid by the 101st Airborne?

Too bad the CIA didn't catch poor Papa after ripping info off of those boys...
 
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