So like I mowed my farm and drove 30 minutes home...

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ElectroWaffle

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #1

all drunk!
im more sober now though
as soon as i got there i chugged 3 beers and drank 2 while mowing (riding lawnmower) hit 3 tree stumps and 1 bush

when i hit the first tree stump i backed up and hit it harder

on the way home i hit a bird

 

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Paladin-5

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #2

nice

 

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Chaol

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #3

5 beers is "drunk"?

 

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BizarreKid

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #4

There's something about a bird getting run over that makes me laugh.

 

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ElectroWaffle

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #5

not drunk but a good long buzz

i drank the first 3 beers in like 3 minutes then drank the other 2 while mowing over a course of 30 minutes


btw i owned that fucking bird

 

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GiftOfTheGame

Veteran XV

• May 1, 2003

• #6

hick

 

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jerry

Moderator

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #7

sdfsf

 

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jerry

Moderator

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #8

you have no alcohol tolerance, drink 5 beers and drive home

nice

 

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Pubknight

Contributor

Veteran XV

• May 1, 2003

• #9

Between the title and the first post we have -
- farm
- beer
- chugging
- riding mower
- tree stumps


"You might be a redneck....."

 

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nolt

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2003

• #10

on hitting birds...

a couple years ago i was following another car (several car lengths) at a descent speed when i saw a bird come in hard and low from the right across the 1st cars path.

the car hit the bird and knocked it up, and i hit it smack on the grill of my car.

it was still stuck in the grill when i got home.