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How do YOU ass-wipe?

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nSpectre
05-01-2003, 10:19 AM
From the side.

Lift one cheek, fore to aft, with elan.

Aestis
05-01-2003, 10:22 AM
I stopped using TP... I just wipe with my hands, dip them in the bowl to get water to clean the chunks off... then go use the no-water hand sanitizer and go about my day

C_H_A
05-01-2003, 10:25 AM
I stopped using TP... I just wipe with my hands, dip them in the bowl to get water to clean the chunks off... then go use the no-water hand sanitizer and go about my day
You don't even use the TP to dry your excess hand cleaner? Pfffft. Barbarian.

Bohica
05-01-2003, 10:39 AM
Seated, reach around back, wipe front to back. Usually finish up with one of those wet-wipe thingies.

thespatalian
05-01-2003, 10:41 AM
wad the tp in a ball, wipe from back to front.

travelyan
05-01-2003, 11:02 AM
im not answering because it may destablize my heterosexuality

Hush
05-01-2003, 11:23 AM
seashells

amRam
05-01-2003, 11:24 AM
We've reached a new low.

Reverend Zero
05-01-2003, 11:25 AM
I get a sigon whore to lick my ass clean.

Zombie
05-01-2003, 11:27 AM
Seated, reach around back, wipe front to back. Usually finish up with one of those wet-wipe thingies.

how the hell?

nSpectre
05-01-2003, 11:42 AM
We've reached a new low.

I figured it was just about the only remaining topic we haven't driven into the ground :bigthumb:

Uncle Slappy
05-01-2003, 11:45 AM
seashells

:rofl:

he doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

or is it two? I forget

Hush
05-01-2003, 11:51 AM
three :D

ZooL
05-01-2003, 11:51 AM
takes neatly folded pad of tissue (thick, lots of tissue) sticks it between ass cheeks, gets **** off.

jb_
05-01-2003, 12:19 PM
Usually I don't worry about it. I shower regularly and wear Grampers (http://www.depend.com/) though.

Excel
05-01-2003, 03:07 PM
From the side.

Lift one cheek, fore to aft, with elan.

:rofl:
I usually settle for panache

Kendo
05-01-2003, 03:22 PM
I sit on my carpet naked and walk forwards using only my hands.

eMOxygen
05-01-2003, 03:26 PM
I like to get a big ball of TP and start diggin.

I always like to look at the skid mark on the TP so I can gauge the cleaness of my ass crack. On really squirty ****s I have to re-wipe and examine again.

Mogs
05-01-2003, 03:27 PM
with a mirror

Thesis
05-01-2003, 03:29 PM
wrap toilet paper around pointer finger

stick finger in butt

twirl

twirl

twirl

twirl

pull out

repeat