Why a Tribes single player will TOTALY FUCKING KICK ASS!!!!!!!!111

Sir Lucius

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here's why (Ithink).

Since this is a tribes game, thrax and mars were probably like, "SKiing skiing! Blah blah blah!!! >:F" and then KP was like, "yo, i think ____________"

So they are going to be like, "hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. How can we use all the cool elemnets of tribes universe in a single player game?"

Customization!

I swear this game will play like an RPG where you can pick your load out and gain levels and all sorts of crazy shit.

Why did Deus Ex kick ass?

Cuz it was an RPG, THAT'S why.

People LOVE having their character get stronger as the story progresses -- it's something that's just fucking EPIC. We see it in almost every story of good vs evil in existance.

It also exist in every game ever -- but it's in the form of weapons. As you progress you get better weapons. This is how we level up in the old days.

Doom2 (cuz I like doom2 better than doom1)
I start with a pistol and fist (and chainsaw if you're cool like me :p) And then I get a shotgun (ding!) and then a SUPER shotgun (ding!) and then a chaingun (ding!) and then a rocket launcher (ding!) and then a plasma machine gun (I loved this gun, DING!) and then a bfg9000 (mother fucking DI fucking NG). Deus ex was cool cuz they were like, "Let's add rpg elements" And that game fucking kicked ass.

Castlevania symphony of the night was the best castlvania game ever b/c they were like, "let's add rpg elements."

Oh my Jesus, that's what it's all about. It's single player too so hit us up with crazy crap of cuztomization rpg elements AND...

A story that's worthy. We looooooooooooooove a good story. Why do single player games suck these days? No story. Why do rpg games kick ass always? Cuz of story. Why are books so popular? Cuz they're fucking rpg in BOOK form, that's fucking why!!

We've all played doom 40598430593450345 times through. We all loved quake, and quake 2 was "omfg that was awesome." And then we played half life and we were like. "............................................ :eek:"


And then game companies were like, "hey! let's make stories that suck! :-D"

Then games started to suck -- this shit was bullshit.

Hi I'm unreal 2 -- I suck! Wtf? What a bunch of bullshit.

ok, fine -- make my game 6 fucking hours long, but at LEAST make it fun to play. The last sp game that was fun I think was Max Payne (WHICH I FUCKING BOUGHT MENZO THANK YOU FUCKING VERY MUCH! I don't know why the fuck you've gotta be putting me on a mother fucking guilt trip b/c I warezed a few shit ass games that fucking sucked ANYWAYS! You fucking act like I'm the mother fuckig scum of the earth and I TRY not to say anything b/c I feel bad about it for NO reason. I don't NEED to impress you, what the shit is that? I mean I can KIND of understand, but man...that's was really bugging me. What was I saying?) Oh that's right, MAx PAyne. That game was cool, I liked bullet time, I didn't mind spending money on it (ANOTHER thing is I don't HAVE any money. I swaer when I do I buy shit).

But right, what I was saying is I think it's all about freedom of movement. Freedom of movement fucking rocks. IT must be hard to teach bots that kind of thing tho which is why you don't see it much in games. Oh well. I'm taling about single player right? I think single player will ROCK :]

Kick ass story -- irrational games (they're cool, right?)
KP multiplay -- we're fucking GOLD

What the fuck am I gonna do for a year and a hlaf?
 
You need to ease off the meth before you post.

I believe I've mentioned adding some of these "elements" into a single player game (but don't remember when). I'm sure that Irrational is going to add more actions to the game than movement and shooting... and a little more inventory than weapons and ammo.

In a perfect world, the modding capabilities would allow moders to create a complete RPG-style conversion =)

But seriouslly... ease off the meth.
 
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I think irrational knows what they are doing. Looking at past games that they have worked on i can say that i trust them with the next Tribes and i have faith that they wont kill the series.
 
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