wow, it's like they know me or somethingIs this you? Nerdy? Creepy? Alone?
Don't have a girlfriend? Do your other imaginary friends mock you incessantly for your total lack of female companionship, love, acceptance, or even casual human contact?
BadMoFo said:you neighbor is poisoning your mind with infared beams, eat his liver
filsinger said:they sold lint for $5 ... how the hell do you sell lint for $5 ... the crazy things on the internet.
She loves you and has the opposable thumbs needed to scribble this sentiment on dead tree pulp just for you.
Nonentity said:Instant internet girlfriend is scarier.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2917617532&category=1469