my take on postal 2

It's an odd game...I've only played for half an hour, of which about 50% was loading time, so bring a book. It's worse than Unreal 2.

However, it's slaughter of innocents FPS style, and as you walk around town you see women in catholic schoolgirl outfits, so it kinda makes up for the 3 minute loads between parts of town. In the first 5 minutes of playing (sans the 6 minutes of loading time before the intro and in between the part of town where you start and the part of town where the actual action takes place) I mowed down anti-game protestors with an m-16 and decapitated the survivors with a shovel.

It definitely is unique...very, very unique. Well, that's a lie, it's pretty much the first game but this time they added in a plot so you know why the guy goes postal, and made it a FPS.

yeah, hot women in plaid skirts and a slutty woman in leather that gave me the finger and told me to fuck off :/

At least, i think that's what she said, i was too busy trying to set her on fire to listen.

Have you attacked Gary Coleman yet?

Ceiling_Fan said:

Have you attacked Gary Coleman yet?

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no, but i saw his face on one of the packages floating around the menu screen

the chance to shoot gary coleman makes any game cool

wtf being a mailman is a good job :|

Gary Coleman owns www.ugo.com or something... he plays a big part in UGO if not :| he was talkin about it on techtv

The load times are nothing compared to Unreal 2 imho.

- R

maybe it's because i had u2 on low detail and this on high?

has anyone figured out why there's an "unzip pants" key?

Apparently you can pee on stuff.

i unzipped my pants but i wouldn't go

you can piss on anything/anyone...it owns

golden shower ahoy

I wouldn't know, haven't played the game.
However, all the reviews say you can pee on stuff.
Hell, one of them even says you can pee in the wind to douse the flames if you catch on fire.

dammit, i was hoping i could force one of the girls to give me head at gunpoint

what kind of game is this that i can't orally rape people at gunpoint?

Dude, you can use a cat as a shotgun silencer, what more do you want?

and i'm playing it in liebermode...if i play it at a harder difficulty level will there be widespread rioting in the streets instead of people walking around being nice to each other?

if you walk in front of mirrors with your pants unzipped it has a little censored black spot hting


also it is a really shitty game