Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

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Al'Muktar

Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #1

http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz


someone linked to this in a finnish hiphop chan 0_o

 

Data

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Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #2

Site is teh slow.

 

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Limbo

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #3

owned?

 

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mr_luc

Veteran X

• Mar 6, 2003

• #4

If I go, that's the way I wanna go.

 

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herbtown

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Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #5

rofl...poor kid...should have asked for a hot skank instead

 

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Reverend Zero

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Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #6

"What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

Comedy gold

 

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Fidelio

Nobody's beotch

Veteran XV

• Mar 6, 2003

• #7

she'd have been breaking the law by granting his wish. not likely, even for her.

 

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trop

Veteran XV

• Mar 6, 2003

• #8

mr_luc said:

If I go, that's the way I wanna go.

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Not getting your cock sucked by a celeb?

 

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Geck0

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #9

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

 

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Hole

Veteran XV

• Mar 6, 2003

• #10

Australia's satirical newspaper. This is just a small sample of the print edition.

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Data

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Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #11

The system detected a DNS Server Failure while attempting to retrieve the URL: http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz.

 

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El Mariachi

Veteran XV

• Mar 6, 2003

• #12

well it would probably be the best 3 seconds of his life

 

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[HT]-drshoktar

Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #13

yeah, if i ever deicide to "take the plunge" into "recieving" oral sex, id like it to be from a celeb.


OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

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Al'Muktar

Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #14

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

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NoodleMan

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #15

Diaz has a mouth so wide you could fly an airplane in there.

 

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Al'Muktar

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #16

Australia's satirical newspaper. This is just a small sample of the print edition.

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satire != falsity
Satirical comedy is an offshoot of dead-pan sardonism ;o

 

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Ciceron

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Veteran XX

• Mar 6, 2003

• #17

Cameron Diaz in The Mask == hott

Cameron Diaz in every movie since == ugly

 

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Maniacal

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Veteran XV

• Mar 6, 2003

• #18

yeah

there was no way i was gonna believe that was real

 

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Iced

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #19

real or not that shit was funny...thx for the link

 

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Cuthyone

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• Mar 6, 2003

• #20

Al'Muktar said:

satire != falsity
Satirical comedy is an offshoot of dead-pan sardonism ;o

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Er, what?

This is a satire, which means it is fiction designed to poke fun at life.