glare

james

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glare do you have that irc log from you vs PJ regarding jupe and #estrogen

it was a comedy bonanza
 
*** Now talking in #llama-pen
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••• (#llama-pen) topic- 'You have been magically transported to the Llama-Pen. Bleat bleat bleat. Enjoy your stay.'
••• (#llama-pen) topic- set by PJ (Wed 12th Dec 2001 04:52p)
••• (#llama-pen) users- 2 total users
••• (#llama-pen) users- 1 op 50% - 1 other 50%
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(PJ): Hi.
(PJ): We need to talk
(GLARE): sup dude
(PJ): Ive gotten multiple complaints about you harassing jupe
(PJ): and I just read a log
(PJ): I needs to stop
(GLARE): she threatened me
(GLARE): my right were violated
(PJ): she threatened you with going to me
(PJ): which is what she should have, and did do.
(PJ): and that was after multiple insults.
(GLARE): i didnt say anything bad
(GLARE): i am a nice guy
(PJ): Apparently not
(GLARE): she threatened to chop my balls off...
(GLARE): did she tell u that
(GLARE): i have logs too
(PJ): i have that in my log
(GLARE): that is an unprovoked assault on my livelihood
(GLARE): i will have johhny cochran represent me
(PJ): She did not threaten to do it too you, she said it needed to be done.
(PJ): theres a big difference
(GLARE): oh ok
(PJ): you were still harassing her before that
(GLARE): so if i say "wow the president needs to die" outside the white house
(GLARE): thats ok
(GLARE): cool :)
(GLARE): i never said jupe by name./..
(PJ): you are speaking in a PM to her
(GLARE): i neevr called jupe a bearded bra burning manhating lesbo
(GLARE): whether or not she is
(PJ): [22:34] <GLARE> are you part of an invading force of bearded lesbians attemtping to subjugate the universe under your manhating banner
(PJ): [22:33] <GLARE> so are you the alpha lesbian
(PJ): [22:34] <GLARE> yeah i bet you think women should have the right to vote too... (threat to a consitional right i might add)
(GLARE): i never said jupe
(PJ): [22:35] <GLARE> i think chicks like you need a shave and some deep dicking
(GLARE): that was in a pm to gon..
(GLARE): i never aaid jupe though
(PJ): no, that was in a PM to jupe.
(GLARE): i think you are mixed up
(PJ): i dont
(GLARE): this is all a ploy to slander my good standing in the tribes community
(GLARE): and to sully my good name
(GLARE): i will not stand for this treatmeant
(GLARE): im not the bad guy here
(PJ): If I wanted to sully your good name this would be a public conversatioon on tribalwar.
(PJ): not in a private room
(PJ): and do you often stand while typing on IRC?
(GLARE): i am a dwarf
(GLARE): so yes
(PJ): then get a smaller desk.
(GLARE): they dont make desks for dwarves
(GLARE): only high chairs and booster seats
(PJ): we've swayed off topic here
(PJ): back to the point
(PJ): Leave jupe alone
(PJ): stay ot of her room #estrogen
(PJ): and out of her hair
(GLARE): um slap her on the wrists she threatened my MANHOOD
(GLARE): i demand action
* PJ ok
(GLARE): what are you going to do..
(GLARE): besides k:line
(PJ): to her or to you>?
(GLARE): her..
(GLARE): i am the victim here
(PJ): you demaned action, i gave yhou an /action
(GLARE): that is a pretty shitty deal bring her to the llama pen and let me and her square off
(GLARE): i will knock her out like mike tyson on meth
(PJ): she doesnt want to be around you
(PJ): she wants you out of her hair
(PJ): do you have a crush on her or something?
(PJ): what keeps drawing you to her?
(GLARE): i think she wants me
(GLARE): b/c i am the coolest and hottest man alive
(PJ): she says "leave me alone" and you continue to bug her
(GLARE): i thought we agreed that i was the victim here
(PJ): im rapidly losing my amusement with this conversation
(GLARE): i aint laughin
(PJ): your harassment of her will end or there will be consequences
(PJ): that means stop PM'ing her
(PJ): dont go in her room
(GLARE): is this like a restraining order
(GLARE): can my lawyer appeal this decision
(PJ): sec.
(GLARE): ok
*** Bytor has joined #llama-pen
*** Bytor sets mode: +o Bytor
*** Bytor sets mode: +a Bytor
(Bytor): all rise
(GLARE): sup bytor
(PJ): you asked for an appeal.
(GLARE): how u ben man
(GLARE): are you my lawyer
(PJ): hes the appeals court judge
(GLARE): this pj guy is harassing me like hes LAPD
(GLARE): i want you to be my jonhhny cochran
(PJ): Bytor, hes already on his feed
(PJ): hes the hottest male on the planet, despite being a dwarf.
(PJ): he types standing up.
(Bytor): I'm an appelate court judge, I will now hear your appeal.
(GLARE): can a brotha get some ops up in heah
(PJ): your honor, GLARE has been CONVICTED by a jury of his PEER (me) of harassment of jupe
(PJ): the evidence is in log from and was pasted to your honor before chargers were brought
(GLARE): wrongfully accused
(GLARE): i blame it all on gon
(Bytor): on what basis do you bring this appeal, Mr. GLARE ?
(GLARE): its because im a vertically challenged young african american with a little bit of gold and a pager
(PJ): if the convicted irc fellon has no new evidence or procedural misconduct to plead, i ask for a motion of dismissel on the grounds that this appeal wastes the courts valuable time.
(GLARE): i resent my treatment at the hands o the us department of justice
(GLARE): and ircop: panamajack
(Bytor): That is not basis for an appeal. It may be basis for countersuit, but that's a different court.
* Bytor bangs gavel
(Bytor): court adjurned
(Bytor): appeal denied
(GLARE): fuck the system
(GLARE): u want a revolution
(Bytor): baliff, take this contemptuous llama from my courtroom!
(GLARE): hang on let me copy paste all this
(PJ): make it quick, i have the mussle right here
(GLARE): 1 sec opening notepad
(GLARE): i dont log on this piece of shit
(Bytor): hi mom
* Bytor waves
(GLARE): no shit i am on tv
(GLARE): hey momma]
(PJ): dude
(GLARE): hey uncle leroy
(PJ): are you pasting or not?
(PJ): done yet?
(GLARE): yeah i am done man
(GLARE): STOP HARASSING ME
(PJ): are we clear?
(PJ): stay out of #estrogen
(PJ): dont pm her
(PJ): and just leave her alone
(GLARE): ok i am not copy pasting this part
(GLARE): this part sucks
(PJ): to which room?
(GLARE): bytor is cooler
(PJ): #glaresband, #e5admin?
(GLARE): he is the judge b*tch
(GLARE): i am copy pasting to notepad
(GLARE): this would lag up my pc too bad
(GLARE): if i was copy pasting
(Bytor): what is it, an 8086 ?
(Bytor): 64K ram?
(PJ): ill take your rambling as a yes, you understand that you are to leave her alone
(GLARE): no its a celeron
(GLARE): with AOL
(GLARE): AOL equipped buddy
(GLARE): top of the line
(GLARE): so did my ircop application go through
(GLARE): i guess this is a good time to askl
* Bytor checks the temperature in hell
(Bytor): hrmm, still above freezing
(Bytor): guess not
(GLARE): fuck
(GLARE): i demand a recount
* Bytor counts
(Bytor): 1
(Bytor): the total votes against: 1
(Bytor): total votes for: 0
(ChanServ): I vote no
(NickServ): I vote no
(NewsServ): I vote no
(MemoServ): I vote no
(OperServ): I vote no
(HelpServ): I vote no
(IrcIIHelp): I vote no
(Global): ...I vote no
(DevNull): ..I vote no
(GLARE): fuck you guys
(Bytor): got some more votes in
(Bytor): yer still outta luck
(GLARE): i bet some1 voted yes
(GLARE): you probably changed them
(Bytor): pj, did you change the votes?
(PJ): QIX voted yes i think
(Bytor): I didn't change the votes ...
(Bytor): heh
(GLARE): ty qix
(PJ): see
(PJ): i think GLARE has a crush on jupe
(GLARE): i dont even know who jupe is
(PJ): proabbly has her cam as his home page
(GLARE): i assume she is the leader of an outer space horde of space alien lesbians intent on burning all of earths bras and trashing all of eartsh feminine hygiene products
 
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