hahah omg clever RIDDLE 4 u!

Schwartznegger has a big one,
Michael Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
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A last name......... Were you thinking of something else?

no

Mmm, penis...

this thread = great whorage. good job mofo.

WAIT THERES MORE WHERE THAT CAME FGROM!!!11




Retard on a Date


This cute guys finally gets this hot girl to go out with him but he has to find a date for her friend. He agrees because the date is 2 days away. To his surprise none of his friends could make it so he asks his retarded brother. The brother says' "I wouldn't know what to do."

The other brother says, "Just do what I do."

So the brother agrees. The night of the date they drive out to Lover's Point. The brother jumps in the back seat with his girlfriend while the retard jumps in the front seat. He watches as his brother puts his hand down the front of the girl's shirt, the retard does the same. He watches his brother puts his hand between the girl's legs, the retard does the same. But to his surprise its wet so he quickly pulls away his hand is now bloody. So the retard pulls the girl to the front of the car and pulls out a first aid kit. He pulls down her pants and says "I'd be bleeding too if someone cut off my penis."

fucking sick

I figured out last name before I read the answer. It was a FUCKING EASY riddle.

not funny?

Ciceron said:

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Way to steal my fucking pic.

Slasherdawg said:

Way to steal my fucking pic.

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And this makes you special? Maybe retard "special"?