Heh I got one of someone calling Gateway tech support with an Arnie soundboard. Highlights:
Gateway Operator Lady: Ok, let me connect you.. ohhh you know what.. that department is closed for the day.
Arnie Voice: C'mon.. stop bullshitting me!
Lady: (slight laugh) no, I'm serious. If I could get you to call back tommorow between 8am and..
Arnie: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Lady: John.. uhh Mr. Kimble.. I'm sorry but there really is nothing I can do.
Arnie: STOP IT! STOP WHINING!