Because my mom sends me emails like this all the time

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FngrBANG

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I must FORCE her ideals on you guys as well! :lol: MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!


New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy.

Tell the kids I love them.
-God


Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God


C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God


We need to talk.
-God


Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God


Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God


That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God


I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God


Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God


Follow me.
-God


Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God


My way is the highway.
-God


Need directions?
-God


You think it's hot here?
-God


Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God


Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God


(And my personal favorite...)


Don't make me come down there.
-God


:angel:
 
FngrBANG said:
Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
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I didn't know many people screamed "OH YAHWEH!!" during rush hour :eek:

(More proof that most Christians don't have a clue about their own religion ;) )
 
FngrBANG said:
Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God
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I'm not religious, but I thought most of those signs had good messages on them. All but this one. Why try drive a wedge in between science and religion? They can co-exist.
 
Ceiling_Fan said:
I didn't know many people screamed "OH YAHWEH!!" during rush hour :eek:

(More proof that most Christians don't have a clue about their own religion ;) )
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yahweh?

Great, you're going to preach to me that yahweh in hebrew is the christian god's name or something :rolleyes:

I thought you were happy and content with your life and marriage, why would you pick at the way other people lead their lifes if it doesn't effect you?
 
Actually, Yahweh is the Jewish way of saying his name . . .

In English it's pretty much accepted to be Jehovah.

For instance, Jesus' name was pronounced something along the lines of "Jyeshua" originally, but it got translated/transliterated.

And I'm so with CF on this one. People are so stupid. Organized religions are so stupid.

I mean, GOD is not a name. GOD is a TITLE. :p

Don't worry leet billboard people -- no one is smart enough to use his NAME in vain.
 
mr_luc said:
Actually, Yahweh is the Jewish way of saying his name . . .

In English it's pretty much accepted to be Jehovah.

For instance, Jesus' name was pronounced something along the lines of "Jyeshua" originally, but it got translated/transliterated.

And I'm so with CF on this one. People are so stupid. Organized religions are so stupid.

I mean, GOD is not a name. GOD is a TITLE. :p

Don't worry leet billboard people -- no one is smart enough to use his NAME in vain.
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I had always assumed it was about what you meant, not how you pronounced something. Silly me.
 
Phantred said:
yahweh?

Great, you're going to preach to me that yahweh in hebrew is the christian god's name or something :rolleyes:

I thought you were happy and content with your life and marriage, why would you pick at the way other people lead their lifes if it doesn't effect you?
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Maybe because some of us dont need billboards with "God's Messages" shoved down out fucking throats when we're in rush hour?

Fucking religious zealots...
 
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