I moved down here to the burbs of Dallas... richardson, to be precise... and find out it is a psuedo-dry fuct up area... I can buy beer, but no hard liquor. Well, god damnit, I want to sit back and drink some nights. So I hit up Yahoo Yellow Pages, and search for Liquor around my area. I come up with a few places... all are at least 10 miles away... and they are all situated on the same street. So, I think... ok, this place looks good. Hop in the SSX g-ride X5 o'love and go for a little jaunt. Get cut off, almost killed a couple times... Typical Texas drivers, 10 minutes later, I pull up to "Oasis Liquor" (so perfectly named) with cars and everywhere. This place was pretty damn big. Walk in, and see a shitload of brothers standing around the glass enclosed Remy Martin, Cristal, and all the high end shit rappers like to rap about. Now I know who owns the ghetto'd out Suburbans with the Dub'Dubs and neon lights.
So, I grab a Cart, and begin to full that bitch Up. It was like I was in a Toy Store. Picked up 750ML of Grey Goose, and Grey Goose Le Citron, Capt. Morgans Private Stock, some 18year Glenlivit Single Malt, and some Bailey's Irish Creme... an 8 of Guinness, 2 4's of Boddington's, a 12 of Red Stripe, 1 Chimay Grand Reserve Magnum, a 12 of Shiner Bock, 6 of Killians, and 2 2liters of Coke and Vanilla Coke. Sit in line for an hour, buy my shit... god damn is Alcohol expensive... and get the fuck out of there.
Now I'm set for a great day of both Football and Hockey... as The lions pair off against the Cowboys... and later on, the Wings look to kick the hell out of the Stars... havin a couple co-workers over, to witness the Carnage.
Just need some bitches... and maybe some Cristal.
So, I grab a Cart, and begin to full that bitch Up. It was like I was in a Toy Store. Picked up 750ML of Grey Goose, and Grey Goose Le Citron, Capt. Morgans Private Stock, some 18year Glenlivit Single Malt, and some Bailey's Irish Creme... an 8 of Guinness, 2 4's of Boddington's, a 12 of Red Stripe, 1 Chimay Grand Reserve Magnum, a 12 of Shiner Bock, 6 of Killians, and 2 2liters of Coke and Vanilla Coke. Sit in line for an hour, buy my shit... god damn is Alcohol expensive... and get the fuck out of there.
Now I'm set for a great day of both Football and Hockey... as The lions pair off against the Cowboys... and later on, the Wings look to kick the hell out of the Stars... havin a couple co-workers over, to witness the Carnage.
Just need some bitches... and maybe some Cristal.