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My theory.

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eyecu
04-08-2002, 11:33 PM
Sit in a lighted room. Cover one eye for 3-4 minutes. Keep your hand on your eye while you turn off the lights. Uncover your eye and compare between the covered and uncovered. You will notice a degree of nightvision in the eye that was covered. With this experiment designed by me at midnight tonight, I have discovered a question that has plagued man for hundreds of years. Why do pirates wear patches? Well the answer is simple, the pirates cover one eye until they capture a boat. Then as they head into the dark black hull of the ship, they uncover their eye and search for hiding enemies or hidden loot. Discuss.

Fubar
04-08-2002, 11:35 PM
hi :wave:

T!gger
04-08-2002, 11:35 PM
I cant do it, I have 220/20 in my left eye and 30/20 in my right :|

Everything is a blur when I close my right eye... kinda sad.

Sircle
04-08-2002, 11:36 PM
:huh:

fake
04-08-2002, 11:38 PM
this is the sound of 200 tw users covering their eyes for 3 minutes


...

triple
04-08-2002, 11:38 PM
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

fake
04-08-2002, 11:42 PM
hey wow cool i can see in the dark


i'm batman

eyecu
04-08-2002, 11:46 PM
Well I've been informed by the intelligent Team Fusion members that the military has been using my theory to use for the same such tactics in battle. Glad to know I've helped so many with something so simple.

NetStalker
04-08-2002, 11:48 PM
I just think Depth Perception would be a little more important in a fight

Maven
04-08-2002, 11:50 PM
hmm interesting hypothesis, sounds like marajuana induced thought process

Maven

Maniacal
04-08-2002, 11:52 PM
/me has astigmatism

Austforbeer
04-08-2002, 11:53 PM
As a decendent of an actual famous pirate, some wore patches because THEY ****ING CUT THEIR EYES WHILE FIGHTING. And most didn't, it's just an image they wanted to use for movies and ****. There's not much truth behind it.

CleaRShoT
04-08-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Maven
hmm interesting hypothesis, sounds like marajuana induced thought process

Maven Yeah, brian is a big pothead :ralf:

Irishknight
04-08-2002, 11:54 PM
A thread with pirates in it that makes you think. Thank you, EyeCu.

wrEk
04-08-2002, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by Maniacal
/me has astigmatism

eyecu
04-09-2002, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Irishknight
A thread with pirates in it that makes you think. Thank you, EyeCu.

hey np

object
04-09-2002, 12:08 AM
Best pirate post ever.

triple
04-09-2002, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by object
Best pirate post ever.

more like best pirate post never.






wait, did that make any sense?

eyecu
04-09-2002, 12:30 AM
no it didnt :] btw this brings up the issues with cowboys as well. Cowboys are not the gun-slinging heroes we all see and think of everyday. They were really just smelly animal herders.

afex
04-09-2002, 12:37 AM
bring back the pirate threads