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Sesame Street's The Count vs. Count Chocula

Rapscallion Jones
04-03-2002, 03:29 PM
I'm on a Count binge... he's the ****.

http://www.hellfire.com/versus/thecount_vs_countchocula. html

04-03-2002, 03:32 PM
Count Cockula

04-03-2002, 03:58 PM
Gooood eeevening, I'm Count Brakula!

Rapscallion Jones
04-03-2002, 04:00 PM
count chocula is a ***** and he only has one tooth from eating all the nasty cereal.

04-03-2002, 04:00 PM
von Count in 2.

Choc is a *****

04-03-2002, 04:01 PM
1....2....3....4....5.... 6

6 posts in this thread.

(Ah ha ha ha)

Rapscallion Jones
04-03-2002, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Lagrange
1....2....3....4....5.... 6

6 posts in this thread.

(Ah ha ha ha) double sweet! a funny and a Paranoia sig. Now if I could just find a copy of that game.

[MoM] Gort
04-03-2002, 04:36 PM
As much as I hate to say it, Chocula would win.

He'd palm a handful of cereal and throw it on the ground in front of von Count. von Count's OCD would then kick in and he would be compelled to count the individual pieces of cereal and marshmallows. With von Count distracted, Chocula would beat him senseless with that big-ass spoon he's always carrying around.

04-03-2002, 04:54 PM
The Count: "1, 2, 3, 4 ,5....5 kicks to your ****in face *****"

04-03-2002, 04:58 PM
Dave Chapelle - Killing Them Softly

On Sesame Street

"... Then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. They didn't come out and say he was a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. They called him The Count. Had a cape and everything. You'd see him pimping '*****, where is my money? You've been late four times, I've been counting! How many times must I smack you before you act right? *pssht* One! *pssht* Two! Two smacks! AH AH AH AH!'"

04-03-2002, 05:00 PM
My money's on SS count. The cereal's good, but count chocula just isn't as badass.

11-09-2003, 12:25 PM
SS in 3

Ben Reed
11-09-2003, 12:40 PM
Sesame Street's Count in 2.

One promotes knowledge among the youth, the other promotes tooth decay and overrated, some would say crappy, cereal. Contest? What contest? There is no contest here, you deluded fools!

This is an old thread, true, but these are the issues that REALLY matter here, people!

11-09-2003, 12:46 PM
I'm going with Chocula in 2 because it's my favorite cereal. Tasty food > autistic vampire.

11-09-2003, 01:20 PM
The count in 1 because chocula's teeth are rotted out

11-09-2003, 01:26 PM
marshmallows > counting

11-09-2003, 01:44 PM
"Why should I kill this Count Chocula?"
"That bastard has been spreading lies! My cereal does NOT cut the roof of your mouth!"