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why i quit going to church.. (short)

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herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:06 PM
1] rather than staring at chix asses, i started humping them..

2] i no longer needed the money my father asked me to put in the basket...

3] after confirmation i vowed not to set foot in a church unless i actually wanted to be there for myself (not my mother)...

4] the priest drove a bmw and they rebuilt the church using 1 million dollarz of the communities contributions...

5] could no longer buy my way into heaven via roman catholic 'rules'..

6] sunday morning i like to eat breakfast, get ripped and get ready to watch some sportz (depending on the sports season; mlb mets or yanks, nba nbc game, nhl bruins, isles, rangers, devils usually one on locally, nfl of course i do nothing but watch football on sundays during the reg season)...

i may have a few more...but uh, this should be more than enough real reasons why i don't participate with all the other fake mother****ing hypocrits at mass...

thx,
dave :]

riko
02-07-2002, 05:10 PM
:lol:

BeavisNuke
02-07-2002, 05:12 PM
ns

Somec
02-07-2002, 05:13 PM
:lol: Two funnays in 1 day, you're on a roll

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:15 PM
thx dawgz...i know u appreciate the herbz... :]

orbital 123
02-07-2002, 05:16 PM
....In other words you let sin rule your life.

not_fraggle
02-07-2002, 05:17 PM
david vitti is a quitter, no wonder he's 30 with zero self worth and still dependant on his parents for a weak income.

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:19 PM
lol...

quitter? wtf i noticed you quit tsunami recently...(again)...

i live in upstate ny...my salary is not too bad considering the cost of living is not even close to what it is in nyc...

orbital; i dunno what sin is dawg...i play the game of life by my rules, not some drunk wine drinking mother****ers who pass stories down from generation to generation...gimme proof (something i can see with my two eyes)...that's when i'll believe...

Blotter
02-07-2002, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by herbtown

3] after confirmation i vowed not to set foot in a church unless i actually wanted to be there for myself (not my mother)...



werd

not_fraggle
02-07-2002, 05:22 PM
police officers in your area get paid more than you.

i'm tsunami for life.

i finished college without letting DRUGS PURCHASED TO AID OSAMAS TERRORIST REIGN consume my being.

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:23 PM
how come u iz on severe roster and not tsunami's then ?

my salary is fine dawg...i live very comfortably and i have almost everything i want, but surely everything i need... :]

just cuz i aint fat...u tryin' to be all mean 'n shiet...u know u luv me even if imma skinny runt...

Bounty
02-07-2002, 05:24 PM
7) Herb found out that it wasn't marijuana smoke coming out of that little thing the priest kept shaking around, but just plain 'ole incense.

:lol:

Bounty's main reason for not going to church:

1) Fear of burning upon entry

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:24 PM
and don't rip me of 3 years you faget...i'm ****ing 27...

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Bounty
7) Herb found out that it wasn't marijuana smoke coming out of that little thing the priest kept shaking around, but just plain 'ole incense.





lol

not_fraggle
02-07-2002, 05:26 PM
i've been to church twice.

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:27 PM
church or temple ?

i only been to roman catholic church...what a crock of shiet...

not_fraggle
02-07-2002, 05:28 PM
church, i attend temple regularly, where else would i meet affluent new york attorneys and judges?

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:28 PM
at scores ?

Bounty
02-07-2002, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by fraggle
where else would i meet affluent new york attorneys and judges?

Poker night at the Gotti residence?

herbtown
02-07-2002, 05:29 PM
k, i'll continue this conversation later dawg...going to my momz for dinner :]

vab bro('s) :]