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If my calculations are correct I pooped alot

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ScooBySnaCk
01-28-2002, 04:56 PM
Over my lifetime I pooped approx. 24820 lbs or roughly 12 tons of fecal. Amazing isnt it?

herbtown
01-28-2002, 04:56 PM
hahaha

Wren
01-28-2002, 04:56 PM
the title is simply ****ing amazing

Teknoice
01-28-2002, 04:56 PM
not really.

X-1 Falcon
01-28-2002, 04:57 PM
How did you arrive at that number?

Kharn353
01-28-2002, 04:57 PM
hahaha

Kharn353
01-28-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by X-1 Falcon
How did you arrive at that number? He knows hit **** of course.




bad pun

ScooBySnaCk
01-28-2002, 05:01 PM
Well I figure I poo about 2lbs a day so figure it out.

mikado
01-28-2002, 05:04 PM
arent the harlem globetrotters good tho?:lol:

Blotter
01-28-2002, 05:08 PM
god damn u **** 2lb's a day.....

Lockheed
01-28-2002, 05:15 PM
and just how do you know you pooped 2 lbs a day for all of your life? that would be wierd... in a public restroom to see ppl going away with bags of **** to weigh it...

X-1 Falcon
01-28-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Lockheed
and just how do you know you pooped 2 lbs a day for all of your life? that would be wierd... in a public restroom to see ppl going away with bags of **** to weigh it...


exactly ;)


A baby that poops 2lbs of **** a day has a problem.

Glare
01-28-2002, 05:25 PM
this thread rocks

aScotiA
01-28-2002, 05:29 PM
2lbs seems a bit extreme

MaDAssassin
01-28-2002, 05:33 PM
I dunno, someoen clogged up our school toilet one day, the water was running out into the halls, and damn was thata lot.

Chaotix
01-28-2002, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by aScotiA
2lbs seems a bit extreme

maybe he works at taco bell

Ripper
01-28-2002, 05:36 PM
omg, best thread ever. this is interesting

SarcaStick
01-28-2002, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by ScooBySnaCk
Over my lifetime I pooped approx. 24820 lbs or roughly 12 tons of fecal. Amazing isnt it?

What amazing is how they used it to re-fertilize and make my food taste 10x better.

nietzsche
01-28-2002, 07:27 PM
age {
var %bday = jun 30 1984
var %years = $calc(($ctime - $ctime(%bday)) / 31554000)
var %kilo = $calc(%years * 365 * 0.320)
say i am %years years old, so far i pooped approximately %kilo kilograms.
}

i poop about 320 grams a day

ScooBySnaCk
03-09-2004, 10:42 PM
I still poo this amount I figured out.