OT: Very Sick Jokes(WARNING)

Saw this bumper sticker on a beat up van:
"Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here"

Originally posted by [MoM] Gort


TX, near DFW

Too weird man, how long ago? My friend had a homemade bumper sticker that said that, she told me she made it up. She used to live in DFW about 8months-1year ago.. TOO STRANGE!

1st Native American: Me can tie knot in me thingy.
2nd Native American: Me can tie 2 knots in me thingy.
3rd Native American: How come?

Originally posted by Falhawk
Saw this bumper sticker on a beat up van:
"Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here"

Heh.

I saw this bumper sticker:

My kid can beat up your honor student. (Making fun of the "My kid was an honor student at ---".)

Originally posted by WeNdeL
I don't know about you all, but I am not down with these racist jokes.
Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, please leave. I'm part Polish for cripes sake.
:bigthumb:

What's 12 inches long, pink, stiff, and makes a woman scream?
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Crib Death.

Originally posted by WeNdeL
omg... Fucking nasty! I love it, keep up the good work.

Originally posted by WeNdeL
I don't know about you all, but I am not down with these racist jokes.

So you're ok with raping the little girl and killing her jokes, but not with the racist ones.

You're an idiot.

Get out of your shell Wendel.

If you are bothered by these jokes don't fucking read them. Also the topic says very sick jokes, if that is any indication.

Originally posted by sLaM




So you're ok with raping the little girl and killing her jokes, but not with the racist ones.

You're an idiot.

I wonder if the little girl was black, what then? Talk about a moral dilemma huH?

What's a Jewish mother's greatest dilemma?

A gay son who's dating a doctor.

Two lesbian frogs sit on a lily pad. One turns to the other and says, "We do taste like chicken!"

These are great. I'm going to tell them to break the ice when I have to go to the funeral today.

Id post a poem but im afraid ill get another thread threatening to call the authorities on me or harm me or something.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?


The pizza can feed a family of four.


How did hellen keller burn the side of her face?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other side?

They called back.


What sits inside of the Columbine library and goes "Shh"?

A bomb.


Why does hellen keller masturbate with only one hand?

She needs the other one to moan.

Where did you see that bumper sticker? Where do you live?

I seen that bumper sticker as well, the other day. And I live up in Canada.

how many jews can u fit in a suburban?

2 in the back 2 in the front 2 million in the ash tray



whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?


the pizza doesnt scream in the oven

OMG, some of these are fucking SICK! Keep it up.

Um, bumper sticker:

"My Kid Got Your Honor Student Pregnant"

sLaM and GeeK <a href="http://www.tridentnetworking.com/freeCar.htm">Click here assholes</a>.

Hypothetical shit like killing babies and whatnot is find because it is just that, hypothetical. It is evident that racism has a firm grasp on those writing those jokes. Yeah, I have heard them, and yeah, I have laughed at them, but shit man, think about the black Tribals out there wanting to take part in this community. Ouch!

Black Tribes.... can't be... Then again I have never been to Africa.

My bumper sticker says: "Get any closer and I'll eat you."


Here's my joke:


How do you get a nun pregnant?

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<h1>You FUCK her!!!</h1>