lol some girl thinks iam a guy at her job on AIM

fucking with some really ugly STUPID bitch on aim, she thinks iam some dude mike at her job or somthing.. Mike is going to be in for a big suprise at work LOLOL


me: who is this
TOB: who is this
TOB: im jen
TOB: whos is this
me: Mike
TOB: mike who
me: Cervini
TOB: oh hey mike whats up
me: hi hi jen
TOB: u work at babies r us right
me: yeah
me: listen
TOB: ah ok
me: come over and bang me
me: iam so horny
TOB: how did u get my im
me: u gave me it a while ago
TOB: well so am i but i dotn now u to well
me: if i pick u up
TOB: really
me: would u bang me really quick
me: and i'll drop u off home after
TOB: u dont seem like the mike i work with
me: why
me: ive had a crush on you forever ;oP
TOB: im flattered but i liketo get to now u better
me: well what would u like to know baby
TOB: iv like u to but i thought u werent intrested
me: wanna know how big my cock is?
TOB: u didnt reall talk to me much besides my name tags
TOB: lol
TOB: ah ok
me: 9 inches
TOB: ur studying to be a doc
me: yep
TOB: doctor right u go to hofstra
me: yes
TOB: ur friedns with lori
me: yup!
TOB: u hate that fat girl maria
me: hahaha yeah i hate that fat bitch
me: hey do u think we could bang in the fitting rooms at work
me: thats my fantasy
TOB: u really liek me huh well we i will bang u but im busy helping my mom cook for thanksgiivng tommoorw
TOB: no i liek to bealone with u
TOB: hey how do u now im not virgin
TOB: huh
TOB:
me: lolol
TOB: hehe
TOB: well i only lost my virginity in april to my ex mike dick head that he was
TOB: lol
me: lolol
TOB: but i am a great kisser
TOB: i got a nice ass nice hips
me: how good are you at sucking my cock
TOB: and minna told me u where seeing to girls in the compnay
TOB: ok
TOB: i practice my sucking ever night
TOB: with lollipops
me: lolol
me: i want you to suck my cock so bad
TOB: well heres my cell xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: will you swallow my load baby
me: i want you to swallow it
TOB: give me a call let me now in avance and wwill hang out
TOB: u really liek me dont u
me: yup
me: will you swallow my load?
TOB: i had crsh on u r for the loongest time
TOB: yea when we hang out
TOB: well i want u to now i am on birthcontrol
me: can i ask you another question
me: so i can cum in you then that means?
TOB: but i still want u to use condoms
me: no no no noooo
me: no condoms
TOB: u can do what ever u want to me
me: no condom babe i wanna feel you raw
TOB: no condoms no do
me: come on just once
me: it'll mean so much more
TOB: well i havent taken the pill in to weeks
TOB: oh i now
me: okay so
TOB: \i deff want to do it that way
me: iam gonan bang you raw
me: weather you like it or not ;-)
me: hehe
me: ur getting my cock shoved in your tight pussy
TOB: u will and u can but not now u knock me up caus eiv been off of it for awhile
me: and iam gonna cum inside of you
me: and ur gonna love it!
me: can i fuck your ass
me: baby!@?
TOB: yea but u need to use lub cause it hurts if u dont
me: how do u know?
me: u took it in the ass allready?
TOB: i fuck u anywhere
TOB: yes
me: do you like it
TOB: its amazing
me: oh really
TOB: only with lube
TOB: it hurts alot wihtout it raw
me: can i pull it out of ur ass
me: and stick it in ur mouth
me: so i can cum in ur mouth
TOB: whatever u want sexy
me: alright well listen
me: when you see me at work
me: just come up to me and kiss me on the lips
me: thats so hot
me: dont say anything just come kiss me
me: PLEASE?
TOB: really
me: yeah really silly
TOB: i wont do anythign with at work
TOB: ok
me: just come kiss me at work
me: dont ask me dont say hi just kiss me
me: can you do that for me
TOB: hey i got to ask u a ?
TOB: hotstuff
me: u diddnt answer my question yet
me: i want you to kiss me at work
me: will you do dit
TOB: fine
me: promise me
me: right now
TOB: thats all ill do with u at work is kiss
TOB: yes
me: when u see me at work ur going to come up to me and kiss me on the lips
me: ON THE LIPS
me: WITH TOUNGE
me: PROMISE!?
TOB: infront of everybody
TOB: ah ok
me: yeah dont you think
me: its better when people see
me: it makes it hotter right!
TOB: um im a little shy in that area but ill do it
me: promise me
TOB: now when u say u like me u like me as a gf or jsut a girl to fuck
TOB: ok
TOB: i will
me: as a girlfriend
me: i dont just bang random girls
me: i want you to be mine
me: forever and ever
me: PLEASE?
TOB: really
me: yeah
me: well!?
TOB: why dont u liek that girl joan thought u where seeing her for a while
me: will you be my girl
me: na she wont let me fuck her in the ass
me: i need a girl that will let me fuck her in the ass you know?
TOB: this isnt a trick is it mikeyboy
TOB: well lori said ur liek heavy into ur books
TOB: so that why i never really approched u about that my ex treated me like shit
TOB: and he was always studying
TOB: yea ill kiss u
TOB: im off on sat but sunday
me: okay
TOB: im working
me: no its not a joke
me: but dont go and tell her
me: i want to keep this on the low
TOB: he can i ask u a ?
TOB: for once
me: yeah
TOB: do u like that girl susan
TOB: lol
me: no
me: i like you
TOB:
me: cant you get this through your head
me: i LIKE YOu
me: i want to fuck you in the ass
TOB: why not u shure
TOB: ok
TOB: hehe
me: can i blow my load all over your beautifull face
TOB: ah no but i would love for u to do it inside of me
TOB: and over my tits
me: if i cant blow it on your face then i dont want you to be my girlfriend
TOB: 9 inches huh
TOB: u sure i would feel anything
TOB: ok
TOB: thats fine u can do what u want
me: ur the best!
me: =]

i read to the end of the first page
when i finished that page and scrolled and saw how long it was, i decided "hell no"

yeah i figure most of you probably wont read it, and i dont blame u its stupid

:lol: I read the beginning and skimmed the rest.

i actually read that and mike is indeed in for a surprise. that girl is also a big skank.

i read it all it was pretty funny

epic

cliff notes:

him: lets fuck
her: i don't know you
him: studying to be a doc, fuck now?
her: sure, okay.
him: and i'm going to fuck you in the ass
her: okay.
him: come kiss me at work tomorrow
her: okay

Pics?

:lol:

SniperOmega said:

i read to the end of the first page
when i finished that page and scrolled and saw how long it was, i decided "hell no"

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rofl exactly what I did

:rofl: you might've done him a favor or screwed him over big time.

I read halfway and was gonna say you should have been a bit more subtle. But the dumb bitch fell for it so kudos to you.

ROFL SHE SAID SHE WANTS ME TO RAVAGE HER... WTF ?!?!

TOB: i bet it would feel good
TOB: this is so werid ur never liek this at work
me: because its hard to talk in perosn
TOB: so do u liek me better with short hair or long hair
me: its easier on the internet
me: short hair
TOB: thats true
TOB: i now what u mean bye that
TOB: yea lot of people tell methey love my hair now
me: i wanna pull your hair
me: and call you a dirty little slut while i fuck your mouth
TOB: i want u to ravageme
TOB: ravage me
TOB: think u can handle a girl like me
me: iam gonna force my cock all the way down your throat untill you throw up
me: can u handle that?
TOB: liek pin me down and fuck me
TOB: cant wait
TOB: i cant do anything with u at work
me: i know
TOB: but ill do u anywhere else
me: but ur goign to come up to me and kiss me right
TOB: my hous ei got privacy in may basement
TOB: ill do that if u really want me to
TOB: i have to ge tthe courage
me: yes i told you i do
me: if you dont do it at work then dont talk to me anymore
me: just come up to me and kiss me
me: whats the big deal
me: its my fantasy
TOB: ok
me: PROMISE ME
me: RIGHT NOW
me: UR GOIGN TO DO IT
TOB: i just dotn want to look like a full in front of anybody if its a set up
me: umm
me: fine forget it
me: iam not dealing with how stupid you are acting
me: BYE
TOB: no wait
TOB: im sorry

if you really want her pics i can uplaod them, but iam warning u now, they arent pretty

this chick must be lonely or something

the masochist in me says "pics"

:lol:

thread of the night

DO IT add to the funnay! post pics!

Snapple said:

if you really want her pics i can uplaod them, but iam warning u now, they arent pretty

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:hurry: