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BREAKING! A Wearable That Lets You Charge Your Gadgets by Jerking Off

Submitted by: Odio @ 01:34 PM | Thursday, February 26, 2015 | (url: http://gizmodo.co...)

Sorry to keep posting Gizmodo shit, but this is important need to know information!


We've all shaken a fitness tracker or two in our lives to beat the system. But now, Pornhub is making a wearable meant for just thatshaking. And beating. It's called the Wankband, and it lets you charge your gadgets by jacking off. It was only a matter of time.

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According to Pornhub's (decidedly SFW) video, a small inner valve in the band sends a weight up and down with each loving, lonely stroke. The extra-special alone time bracelet stores that generated energy, which you can then use to juice up all the similarly special gadgets in your life.

Of course, the amount of power it generates is almost definitely not going to be enough to give anything a full charge. But with the right attitude, days to kill, and a lock on your mom's basement door, we're sure you can persevere.
The Wankband is still in development right now, but you can head over to Pornhub's (SFW) wearable landing page to sign up for your chance to get in on the beta round, which Pornhub tells us should start "in the coming months." Coming months, indeed. (I hate myself.) [Pornhub]


Jack Thompson walks out of court hearing - "enhanced disbarment" recommended

Submitted by: JodoFett @ 03:50 PM | Wednesday, June 4, 2008 | (url: http://kotaku.com...)

So it looks like Mr. Thompson has finally cracked, here is a nice little excerpt from the Kotaku article:

Thompson's disciplinary hearing apparently ended in the attorney walking out of the courtroom after saying the judge did not have the authority to hear his case, a reader who sat in on the hearing told us.


BREAKING: Jack Thompson Faces Florida Supreme Court Disciplinary Hearing

Submitted by: DemonKyoto @ 09:07 PM | Saturday, February 3, 2007 | (url: http://gamepoliti...)

GamePolitics has learned that controversial Miami attorney Jack Thompson faces a disciplinary hearing before a referee appointed by the Florida Supreme Court.


Utah Newspaper Lauds Decision to Drop Video Game Legislation

Submitted by: DemonKyoto @ 06:04 PM | Friday, February 2, 2007 | (url: http://gamepoliti...)

It has been a wild ride in the Utah legislature of late as the House Public Utilities and Technology Committee gave consideration to HB50, video game legislation authored by Jack Thompson.